(Source: textsfrombloodgulch)
Red vs Blue: Reconstruction Chapter 13
- Washington: I knew this plan wouldn't work!
- Church: We all knew this plan wouldn't work. None of our plans ever work.
- Caboose: That's why we carry guns.
- Washington: (Impersonating Sarge) We can get a car! No problem. We're better with vehicles than the Blues! Let us handle this! (Regular voice) Why did I even listen to them?
- Church: Told you not to.
- Washington: Yeah, well I already stopped listening to you three bases ago.
- Caboose: Well that's not very-
- Washington: And I NEVER started listening to you!
Red vs. Blue | Agent York
baby, let me love you down :3
york…… YOOOOORK! BABY! LET ME LOVE YOU! PLEASE!
I JUST NOTICED HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU!!!
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
york appreciation day isn’t today, is it? ;D
(Source: kalros)
- Sarge: I always made fun of him. I never even told him he was my son
- Church: no way. The orange guy’s your son?
- Sarge: Nah. I just wanted to screw with him one last time, but now i’ll never get that chance!
OH GOD HOW DO YOU WRITE SMUT HOW SHOULD I START
OK THAT IS A GOOD START TIME FOR A BREAK
No you’re done post it you’re golden
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